ₒ Free pdf ≩ Barn Dance: Nickers, brays, bleats, howls, and quacks: Tales from the herd. bestsellers ₭ Kindle Ebook By Anna Blake ⃖ What can a parrot teach you about horses Have you ever thought your pickup truck was the perfect purse Does a donkey exist with scruples than Edgar Rice Burro How did a Welsh Corgi get the name of Preacher Man What should you do when the Grandfather Horse steals your goat And when a neglected horse comes to the farm for fostering, who is it that really gets rescued You ll find answers to these questions and much in Barn Dance, a collection of essays on horse play, donkey ethics, and the fine art of mucking, from a small Colorado horse farm Blake weaves her love of animals into tales you ll want to read again and again She has gained life lessons from seasons of caring for and learning from her diverse assortment of animals Blake s humor, compassion, and kindness shine through every page This collection of musings and essays includes the nine species that live on the farm A small herd of horses, led by the Grandfather Horse, ancient and failing, and Bhim, a rescue mini who is both untrainable and indispensable Add to that a family of llamas who love horses, and goats who are the fool proof cure for a Type A personality There are two Welsh Corgis who sing the songs of their people so ho woo ling ly loud that they both ended up in the Corgi Witness Protection Program before landing here Then there s the human, bewildered at being sixty the most awkward age of her whole life And finally, Edgar Rice Burro, long ear sage, eternal friend, and nothing less than our farm s moral compass Edgar My name is Edgar Rice Burro I m her inspiration I m also the publicist for Prairie Moon Press I got the job because I have the loudest voice, and I m not afraid to use it Also, I m not afraid to tell humans what to do I m helpful that way Human I am the human and I used to think I had a thin veneer of control on this farm I might have been exaggerating Edgar My human finally took my advice and put my handsome face on a book cover She s slow on the uptake, but she gives a good ear rub, so I m patient with her This book will sell like cold carrots on a hot day Human I do the hard jobs for Prairie Moon Press I wrote the book, for instance I paid for everything He just came in at the end and brayed about it Like it was all his idea Okay, maybe it was Edgar This book has stories about all of us in the barn And the barkers and mouse killers that live across the paddock in the human barn Even goats, and if she let goats in, she has very low standards, but like I said my human gives good ear rubs Human We re a farm that also fosters and re trains rescue horses, as well as rescue dogs The book also includes memories of those who didn t stay with us forever but are still part of the extended herd The thing that they don t tell you about rescue is that it s an inside job I think I ll probably always need it Edgar And when my human wants to rant and she does love a rant about being an awkward age, whatever that means, she calls herself an old gray mare Something I respect, by the way Human That song about the old gray mare doesn t mean what you think it does Edgar Okay, look into my eyes Now it s my job to say, Buy this book But how can you resist There are words and stuff, but the cover is the real deal photos don t lie Intelligence, sincerity, and donkey scruples I m irresistible.Anna Blake was born in Cavalier County, North Dakota, in 1954, the youngest daughter of a farm family She is a horse advocate, writer, speaker, and equine professional, teaching communication skills and dressage to horses and riders of all disciplines She s the award winning author of two books Stable Relation, a Memoir of One Woman s Spirited Journey Home, by Way of the Barn, and Relaxed Forward Relationship Advice from Your Horse. 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- Barn Dance: Nickers, brays, bleats, howls, and quacks: Tales from the herd.
- Format Kindle
- 320 pages
- Anna Blake
- 03 June 2017 Anna Blake