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鹱 Beginning reader Tricky Twenty-Two: A Stephanie Plum Novel kindergarten ꖗ ePUB Author Janet Evanovich 갉 鹱 Beginning reader Tricky Twenty-Two: A Stephanie Plum Novel kindergarten ꖗ ePUB Author Janet Evanovich 갉 ONEGINNY Scoot was standing on a third floor ledge, threatening to jump, and it was or less my fault My name is Stephanie Plum and I work as a bounty hunter for my bail bondsman cousin Vinnie.Ginny had failed to show for a court appearance and it was my job to find her and return her to the authorities If I dont succeed my cousin is out his bond money, and I dont get paid On the other hand, theres Ginny, who would prefer not to go back to jail.My colleague Lula and I were on the sidewalk, looking up at Ginny, along with a bunch of other people who were taking video with their smartphones.This heres not a good angle for her, Lula said to me Everybody could look up her skirt and see her hoo ha I guess technically you could see her thong, but we all know her lady parts are lurkin in there behind that little piece of red material and ass floss.Lula was originally a respectable ho A couple years ago shed decided to relinquish her corner and take a job as file clerk for the bonds office Since almost all the files are digital these days, Lula mostly works as my wheelman Shes four inches too short for her weight, her clothes are three sizes too small for her generously proportioned body, her hair color changes weekly, her skin is a robust dark chocolate.I feel invisible when I stand next to Lula because no one notices me I inherited a lot of unruly curly brown hair from the Italian side of my family, and I have a cute nose that my grandma says is a gift from God My blue eyes and pale skin are the results of my mothers Hungarian heritage Not sure where my 34B boobs came from, but Im happy with them, and I think they look okay with the rest of me.Just ten minutes ago Id almost had the cuffs on Ginny Lula and I were at her door, and I was giving her the usual bounty hunter baloney.We need to take you downtown so you can reschedule your court date, Id said to Ginny It wont take long.This was partly true The rescheduling went quickly Whether she would make bail again was a whole other issue If she didnt make bail shed be a guest of the penal system until she came up to trial.Screw you, Ginny said, and she flicked her Big Gulp at me, slammed her door shut, and locked it.By the time Lula and I got the door unlocked Ginny had climbed out her bedroom window and was standing on a two foot wide ledge So here I was, in a soaking wet shirt, trying to talk Ginny off the ledge.Okay, I yelled at her Im out of your apartment Thats what you wanted, right Go back inside.I dont want to go to jail.Its not that bad, Lula told her They let you watch television in the dayroom, and youll make new friends.Id rather die, Ginny said Im going to jump.Yeah, but youre only on the third floor, Lula said Youll just break a bunch of bones And anyways you never know about these court cases Sometimes they get dismissed.She cut off her boyfriends penis, I whispered to Lula.It could have been justified, Lula said.It was his penis So probably chances of him dismissing the charges arent so good, Lula said Men dont like when you cut their dick off I hear its real hard to sew a dick back on.If you want to die you have to make sure you land on your head, Lula yelled up to Ginny That probably would do it.Two Trenton PD squad cars drove up and parked at an angle to the curb They were followed by a fire truck and an EMS truck.One of the uniforms from the squad car came over to talk to me.Whats going on Shes FTA, I told him I went to cuff her, and she managed to get away and get out on the ledge.A satellite truck from the local television station pulled up behind the fire truck.Can you get someone to talk to her A relative or her boyfriend the cop asked me.Probably not the boyfriend, I said.The fire department put a bounce bag on the sidewalk under the window, and a cameraman from the SAT truck started to set up.Youre not gonna look photogenic when you hit that bounce bag, what with your short skirt and all, Lula yelled at Ginny You might want to rethink this.Joe Morelli sidled up to me Hes a homicide detective with the Trenton PD Hes six foot tall with a lot of lean, hard muscle, wavy black hair, and a smile that makes a girl want to take her clothes off Ive known Morelli all my life, and lately hes been my boyfriend.Looks like youve got a jumper, Morelli said.Vinnie bonded her out, and she went FTA, I told him I was about to cuff her, and she ran for the ledge.Whats her charge She cut off her boyfriends pecker, Lula said.This got a grimace out of Morelli and the uniform.Maybe you can talk to her, I said to Morelli.Morelli had gone from a bad kid to a petty officer in the Navy, and had become a really great cop Hes smart Hes compassionate He believes in the law, the American dream, and the inherent goodness of human beings If you break the law or step on the American dream, hell root you out like a wolverine going after a ground squirrel He has a house, a dog, a toaster, and a level of maturity I suspect I havent yet obtained The men in his family are drunks and womanizers and abusive Morelli is none of those Hes movie star handsome in a Jersey Italian kind of way, and he oozes testosterone And from the first time he was able to put a sentence together hes had a reputation for being able to talk a woman into doing anything He got to peek at my cotton Tinker Bell underpants when I was a little kid, and he relieved me of the burden of my virginity when I was in high school It seemed to me that sending Morelli up to the third floor to talk a woman off a ledge was a no brainer.Is she armed Morelli asked me.I dont think so.No butcher knives Paring knives Box cutters Didnt see any.He disappeared into the building, and a couple minutes later I saw him at the window Ginny inched away from him, beyond his grasp The fire guys moved the bounce bag over to accommodate her I couldnt hear what he was saying, but I saw her smile They talked a little longer, she nodded agreement, and inched back toward him He reached out for her, and when she tried to take his hand she lost her balance, slipped off the ledge, and plummeted to the ground She hit the bounce bag with a solid thud and didnt move The EMTs immediately converged on her.Everyone watching took a sharp intake of air and went silent, focused on the EMTs I felt Morelli move in behind me, his hand on my shoulder And suddenly Ginny sat up.Im okay Ginny said Wow, that was a rush I bet I could be a stunt girl in the movies.Morelli motioned an EMT over to us.Is she going to be okay Morelli asked.She just had the air knocked out of her Well transport her to St Francis Hospital to get checked out and then shell be released.Shes going to need a police escort, Morelli said to the uniform who was still with us When shes done at St Francis she gets booked downtown.Boy, for a minute there that was a heart stopper, Lula said I dont even want to hear anything go thud like that again That made my stomach feel sick I need a burger and fries And then Im going home on account of my favorite television shows are coming on Lula looked over at Morelli and looked back at me Do you need me to take you home or are you going with Officer Hottie Ill take her home, Morelli said.Lula left, and I followed Morelli to his car How did you happen to turn up herePraise for Janet Evanovich Pithy, witty and fast paced Sunday Times Among the great joys of contemporary crime fiction GQ A laugh out loud page turner Heat Romantic and grippingan absolute tonic Good Housekeeping Tricky Twenty Two Stephanie Plum, by Janet Evanovich Because Tricky is a rehash of you get what I mean Without further ado, here s Things About still bounty hunter and her skips away from Lula sidekick wearing outrageous clothing hairstyles Mrs A Plum Novel Mass Market Evanovich on FREE shipping qualifying offers NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER Something big brewing in Trenton, NJ it could blow at any minute might not be the world greatest SOMETHING BIG IS BREWING IN TRENTON, AND IT COULD BLOW AT ANY MINUTE hunter, but she knows when being played Series twenty second book popular series American author, bond enforcement agent, having only moderate success bringing Apple Books Nov , Read free sample or buy You can read this with Books your iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, Mac Audible In Two, nd series, finds even adventure seemingly boring life Working as for cousin Vinnie bail business, encounters some interesting characters Janet Wikipedia born Schneider April an writer She began career writing short contemporary romance novels under pen name Steffie Hall, gained fame authoring mysteries featuring former lingerie buyer New Jersey, who becomes to make ebook Rakuten Kobo Kobo P Penguin Random House Sassy Hilarious Mystery Crime faces toughest case yet thrilling witty bestselling The perfect fans JD 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    • Tricky Twenty-Two: A Stephanie Plum Novel
    • 1.2
    • 22
    • Format Kindle
    • 304 pages
    • 0345542983
    • Janet Evanovich
    • Anglais
    • 05 November 2017

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