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े  Format Kindle [ The Bride of Anguished English: A Bonanza of Bloopers, Blunders, Botches, and Boo-Boos ] फ़ Ebook Author Richard Lederer ছ े Format Kindle [ The Bride of Anguished English: A Bonanza of Bloopers, Blunders, Botches, and Boo-Boos ] फ़ Ebook Author Richard Lederer ছ Pun lovers and grammarians rarely tire of the humor found in everyday use and misuse of the English language, and Richard Lederer is happy to provide us with a regular supply of such witticisms An addition to his Anguished English series, The Bride of Anguished English is filled with hilarious language related goofs Each chapter focuses on a particular group of mishaps, including classic malapropisms, headlines, menus, kids homework, poor interpretations of lyrics, and politicians doublespeak. This is not a good book to read in one sitting each page is funny enough that you ll wind up with tears and a stomachache if you try to plow through it all at once From he s got one of those sight seeing dogs to I don t want to cast asparagus at my opponents, the malapropisms are delightful, and the chapter even includes a short history of Mrs Malaprop s character, and why she was found to be so entertaining by 18th century theatergoers The chapter on song lyrics introduces the word modegreen, and provides some hilarious examples would Bowie recognize his classic Major Tom by the singing of clown control to Mao Zedong Christmas songs may never be the same, if we start singing them the way kids hear them although we three kings of porridge and tar may well be the hit of the holidays Headlines like New Vaccine May Contain Rabbis and Uneasy Clam Settles Over Michigan are not only funny, but reading them will help train your eye to seek out such boo boos in your own local paper Perfect for teachers, editors, nitpickers, and the annoying punster who shares your office, this absurd and entertaining book is sure to delight Jill LightnerFor years wordsmith and punster Richard Lederer has charmed and delighted fans with his bestselling Anguished English series In his funniest book yet, readers will again cherish the author s latest chronicle of the goofs and gaffes and fluffs and flubs of our anguished language And the best part Everything in here actually occurred Nothing has been made up Bloopers from foreign restaurants include Our wines leave you nothing to hope for As for the tripe served here, you will be singing its praises to your grandchildren on your deathbed.Excerpts from students twisted history papers include World War I made the people so sad that it brought on the Great Depression America was founded by four fathers Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Decoration of Independence, which says that all men are cremated equal and are well endowed by their creator.Hilarious illustrations by Jim McLean make The Bride of Anguished English the perfect book for anyone who loves English with all its blunders and bloopers and quips and quirks. 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    • The Bride of Anguished English: A Bonanza of Bloopers, Blunders, Botches, and Boo-Boos
    • 1.1
    • 14
    • Format Kindle
    • 194 pages
    • Richard Lederer
    • Anglais
    • 21 November 2016

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