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襡 Format Kindle [ ᰫ You: A Novel ] For Free Ҋ Kindle Ebook By Caroline Kepnes ः 襡 Format Kindle [ ᰫ You: A Novel ] For Free Ҋ Kindle Ebook By Caroline Kepnes ः You 1 YOU walk into the bookstore and you keep your hand on the door to make sure it doesnt slam You smile, embarrassed to be a nice girl, and your nails are bare and your V neck sweater is beige and its impossible to know if youre wearing a bra but I dont think that you are Youre so clean that youre dirty and you murmur your first word to mehellowhen most people would just pass by, but not you, in your loose pink jeans, a pink spun from Charlottes Web and where did you come from You are classic and compact, my own little Natalie Portman circa the end of the movie Closer, when shes fresh faced and done with the bad British guys and going home to America Youve come home to me, delivered at last, on a Tuesday, 10 06 A.M Every day I commute to this shop on the Lower East Side from my place in Bed Stuy Every day I close up without finding anyone like you Look at you, born into my world today Im shaking and Id pop an Ativan but theyre downstairs and I dont want to pop an Ativan I dont want to come down I want to be here, fully, watching you bite your unpainted nails and turn your head to the left, no, bite that pinky, widen those eyes, to the right, no, reject biographies, self help thank God , and slow down when you make it to fiction Yes I let you disappear into the stacksFiction FKand youre not the standard insecure nymph hunting for Faulkner youll never finish, never start Faulkner that will harden and calcify, if books could calcify, on your nightstand Faulkner meant only to convince one night stands that you mean it when you swear you never do this kind of thing No, youre not like those girls You dont stage Faulkner and your jeans hang loose and youre too sun kissed for Stephen King and too untrendy for Heidi Julavits and who, who will you buy You sneeze, loudly, and I imagine how loud you are when you climax God bless you I call out You giggle and holler back, you horny girl, You too, buddy Buddy Youre flirting and if I was the kind of asshole who Instagrams, I would photograph the FK placard and filter the shit out of that baby and caption it FK yes, I found her Calm down, Joe They dont like it when a guy comes on too strong, I remind myself Thank God for a customer and its hard to scan his predictable Salingerthen again, its always hard to do that This guy is, what, thirty six and hes only now reading Franny and Zooey And lets get real Hes not reading it Its just a front for the Dan Browns in the bottom of his basket Work in a bookstore and learn that most people in this world feel guilty about being who they are I bag the Dan Brown first like its kiddie porn and tell him Franny and Zooey is the shit and he nods and youre still in FK because I can see your beige sweater through the stacks, barely If you reach any higher, Ill see your belly But you wont You grab a book and sit down in the aisle and maybe youll stay here all night Maybe itll be like the Natalie Portman movie Where the Heart Is, adapted faithlessly from the Billie Letts bookabove par for that kind of crudand Ill find you in the middle of the night Only you wont be pregnant and I wont be the meek man in the movie Ill lean over and say, Excuse me, miss, but were closed and youll look up and smile Well, Im not closed A breath Im wide open Buddy Hey Salinger Brown bites Hes still here Hes still here Can I get a receipt Sorry about that He grabs it out of my hand He doesnt hate me He hates himself If people could handle their self loathing, customer service would be smoother You know what, kid You need to get over yourself You work in a bookstore You dont make the books You dont write the books and if you were any good at reading the books, you probably wouldnt work in a bookstore So wipe that judgmental look off your face and tell me to have a nice day This man could say anything in the world to me and hed still be the one shame buying Dan Brown You appear now with your intimate Portman smile, having heard the motherfucker I look at you You look at him and hes still looking at me, waiting Have a nice day, sir, I say and he knows I dont mean it, hates that he craves platitudes from a stranger When hes gone, I call out again because youre listening, You enjoy that Dan Brown, motherfucker You walk over, laughing, and thank God its morning, and were dead in the morning and nobody is gonna get in our way You put your basket of books down on the counter and you sass, You gonna judge me too What an asshole, right Eh, probably just in a mood Youre a sweetheart You see the best in people You complement me Well, I say and I should shut up and I want to shut up but you make me want to talk That guy is the reason that Blockbuster shouldnt have gone under You look at me Youre curious and I want to know about you but I cant ask so I just keep talking Everybody is always striving to be better, lose five pounds, read five books, go to a museum, buy a classical record and listen to it and like it What they really want to do is eat doughnuts, read magazines, buy pop albums And books Fuck books Get a Kindle You know why Kindles are so successful You laugh and you shake your head and youre listening to me at the point when most people drift, go into their phone And youre pretty and you ask, Why Ill tell you why The Internet put porn in your home I just said porn, what a dummy, but youre still listening, what a doll And you didnt have to go out and get it You didnt have to make eye contact with the guy at the store who now knows you like watching girls get spanked Eye contact is what keeps us civilized Your eyes are almonds and I go on Revealed You dont wear a wedding ring and I go on Human You are patient and I need to shut up but I cant And the Kindle, the Kindle takes all the integrity out of reading, which is exactly what the Internet did to porn The checks and balances are gone You can read your Dan Brown in public and in private all at once Its the end of civilization But Theres always a but, you say and I bet you come from a big family of healthy, loving people who hug a lot and sing songs around a campfire But with no places to buy movies or albums, its come down to books There are no video stores so there are no nerds who work in video stores and quote Tarantino and fight about Dario Argento and hate on people who rent Meg Ryan movies That act, the interaction between seller and buyer, is the most important two way street we got And you cant just eradicate two way streets like that and not expect a fallout, you know I dont know if you know but you dont tell me to stop talking the way people sometimes do and you nod Hmm See, the record store was the great equalizer It gave the nerds powerYoure really buying Taylor Swift even though all those nerds went home and jerked it to Taylor Swift Stop saying Taylor Swift Are you laughing at me or with me Anyway, I say, and Ill stop if you tell me to Anyway, you say, and you want me to finish The point is, buying stuff is one of the only honest things we do That guy didnt come in here for Dan Brown or Salinger That guy came in here to confess Are you a priest No Im a church Amen You look at your basket and I sound like a deranged loner and I look in your basket Your phone You dont see it, but I do Its cracked Its in a yellow case This means that you only take care of yourself when youre beyond redemption I bet you take zinc the third day of a cold I pick up your phone and try to make a joke You steal this off that guy You take your phone and you redden Me and this phone you say Im a bad mommy Mommy Youre dirty, you are Nah You smile and youre definitely not wearing a bra You take the books out of the basket and put the basket on the floor and look at me like it wouldnt be remotely possible for me to criticize anything you ever did Your nipples pop You dont cover them You notice the Twizzlers I keep by the register You point, hungry Can I Yes, I say, and I am feeding you already I pick up your first book, Impossible Vacation by Spalding Gray Interesting, I say Most people get his monologues This is a great book, but its not a book that people go around buying, particularly young women who dont appear to be contemplating suicide, given the fate of the author Well, sometimes you just want to go where its dark, you know Yeah, I say Yeah If we were teenagers, I could kiss you But Im on a platform behind a counter wearing a name tag and were too old to be young Night moves dont work in the morning, and the light pours in through the windows Arent bookstores supposed to be dark Note to self Tell Mr Mooney to get blinds Curtains Anything I pick up your second book, Desperate Characters by one of my favorite authors, Paula Fox This is a good sign, but you could be buying it because you read on some stupid blog that shes Courtney Loves biological grandmother I cant be sure that youre buying Paula Fox because you came to her the right way, from a Jonathan Franzen essay You reach into your wallet Shes the best, right Kills me that shes not famous, even with Franzen gushing about her, you know Thank God I smile The Western Coast You look away I havent gone there yet I look at you and you put your hands up, surrender Dont shoot You giggle and I wish your nipples were still hard Im gonna read The Western Coast someday and Desperate Characters Ive read a zillion times This ones for a friend Uh huh, I say and the red lights flash danger For a friend Its probably a waste of time He wont even read it But at least she sells a book, right True Maybe hes your brother or your dad or a gay neighbor, but I know hes a friend and I stab at the calculator Its thirty one fifty one Holy money See, thats why Kindles rule, you say as you reach into your Zuckermans pig pink wallet and hand me your credit card even though you have enough cash in there to cover it You want me to know your name and Im no nut job and I swipe your card and the quiet between us is getting louder and why didnt I put on music today and I cant think of anything to say Here we go And I offer you the receipt Thanks, you murmur This is a great shop Youre signing and you are Guinevere Beck Your name is a poem and your parents are assholes, probably, like most parents Guinevere Come on Thank you, Guinevere I really just go by Beck Guineveres kinda long and ridiculous, you know Well, Beck, you look different in person Also, Midnite Vultures is awesome You take your bag of books and you dont break eye contact because you want me to see you seeing me Right on, Goldberg Nah, I just go by Joe Goldberg is kind of long and ridiculous, ya know Were laughing and you wanted to know my name as much as I wanted to know yours or you wouldnt have read my name tag Sure you dont wanna grab The Western Coast while youre here This will sound crazy, but Im saving it For my nursing home list You mean bucket list Oh no, thats totally different A nursing home list is a list of things you plan on reading and watching in a nursing home A bucket list is like visit Nigeria, jump out of an airplane A nursing home list is like, read The Western Coast and watch Pulp Fiction and listen to the latest Daft Punk album I cant picture you in a nursing home You blush You are Charlottes Web and I could love you Arent you gonna tell me to have a nice day Have a nice day, Beck You smile Thanks, Joe You didnt walk in here for books, Beck You didnt have to say my name You didnt have to smile or listen or take me in But you did Your signature is on the receipt This wasnt a cash transaction and it wasnt a coded debit This was real I press my thumb into the wet ink on your receipt and the ink of Guinevere Beck stains my skin.Now a Lifetime series Hypnotic and scary Stephen King I am RIVETED, AGHAST, AROUSED, you name it The rare instance when prose and plot are equally delicious Lena Dunham From debut author Caroline Kepnes comes You, one of Suspense Magazines Best Books of the Year, and a brilliant and terrifying novel for the social media age.When a beautiful, aspiring writer strides into the East Village bookstore where Joe Goldberg works, he does what anyone would do he Googles the name on her credit card There is only one Guinevere Beck in New York City She has a public Facebook account and Tweets incessantly, telling Joe everything he needs to know she is simply Beck to her friends, she went to Brown University, she lives on Bank Street, and shell be at a bar in Brooklyn tonightthe perfect place for a chance meeting As Joe invisibly and obsessively takes control of Becks life, he orchestrates a series of events to ensure Beck finds herself in his waiting arms Moving from stalker to boyfriend, Joe transforms himself into Becks perfect man, all while quietly removing the obstacles that stand in their wayeven if it means murder A terrifying exploration of how vulnerable we all are to stalking and manipulation, debut author Caroline Kepnes delivers a razor sharp novel for our hyper connected digital age You is a compulsively readable page turner thats being compared to Gone Girl, American Psycho, and Stephen Kings Misery. You A Novel Wikipedia You also stylized as YOU in all capital letters is a techno thriller novel by author Austin Grossman It was released on April , through Mulholland Books and centers game developer that takes job at company created two formerly close friends, only to end up putting his own life jeopardy the process Caroline Kepnes Her first translated into nineteen languages, shortlisted for CWA New Blood Award, made TV series airing Lifetime second Hidden Bodies sequel Booklist describes love child of Holden Caulfield Patrick Bateman Kepnes, Paperback Barnes Noble kind book you will read whenever have spare moment not be able put down, once finish, want start over again eBook I am RIVETED, AGHAST, AROUSED, name it The rare instance when prose plot are equally delicious Lena Dunham From debut comes You, one Suspense Magazine s Best brilliant terrifying social media age free PDF, DJVU, DOC, FB Library beautifully crafted give chills People magazine Book Official Publisher Page Before Met Lisa Jewell, After devouring day, ve come conclusion Before painful book, detailing coming journeys very different women, who learn trial error, just they re meant Me Jojo Moyes Google Play York Times bestselling Moyes, new featuring her iconic heroine Me Louisa Clark How Not Write Things That Will Doom Your Novel Are looking amp stakes your Do need readers connect work Then this principle guide advanced fiction writing can t down with proven techniques value pack Novel, If like crime novels something unique, if good creepy read, or nd person perspective should definitely check Date published What Belongs Garth Greenwell Goodreads Jun What whispers an incantation desire But even sweats lust, keeps heat contained crucible remorse Although novel, expectations been running high Us against Book, WorldCat Get from library Us Fredrik Backman Neil Smith small community tucked deep forest, Beartown home tough, hardworking people don expect easy fair No matter how difficult times get, always After heartbreaking, stay night Still Brief Encounter our time, Last Letter Lover sophisticated, spellbinding double story spans decades thrillingly evokes bygone era This Is Where Leave Jonathan Tropper This FREE shipping qualifying offers riotously funny, emotionally raw about love, marriage, divorce, family Only Live Twice eleventh twelfth Ian Fleming James Bond stories Cape United Kingdom March sold out quickly holds distinction being last lifetime, subsequent works posthumously Caroline Author Website Praise Hypnotic scary never anything quite Stephen King Kepnes Cod, Massachusetts Award calls hypnoticnever Sep has ratings reviews Emily May said m sure what crazy shelved romance romantic same wa Providence Hardcover CAROLINE KEPNES AwardHer earned BA American Civilization Brown University worked pop culture journalist Entertainment Weekly writer th Kepnes elektronick knihy Databook Joe Goldberg, armantn antihrdina vra ednmi sklony, se i svm dal p b hu sna najt dokonalou lsku Za ka dou cenu Watch Season Trailer Penn Badgley Twisted trailer series, which focuses obsessive man uses make woman fall him CAFE All Libraries THE GREAT AMERICAN READ eight part PBS explores celebrates power reading, told prism America best loved chosen national survey Mila Kunis Wikipedia, wolna encyklopedia yciorys Dzieci stwo Urodzi si w ydowskiej rodzinie Czerniowcach na terenie wczesnej Ukrai skiej SRR Zwi zku Radzieckim jako crka yniera Marka Kunisa nauczycielki fizyki ElwiryMa starszego brata, Michaela U schy ku istnienia Radzieckiego, gdy Mila mia lat, rodzina Kunisw wyemigrowa do Los Angeles Kalifornii Zach Braff Zachary Israel Zach born actor, comedian, director, producer screenwriterHe known role J D television Scrubs he nominated Primetime Emmy heeft heterochromia iridisDit betekent dat er kleurverschil de iris van het linker en rechteroog haar grijs blauw linkeroog lichtbruin groen You: A Novel

 

    • You: A Novel
    • 2.4
    • 199
    • Format Kindle
    • 1982103108
    • Caroline Kepnes
    • Anglais
    • 09 March 2016

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